Donut Ride

I may start calling our morning rides the donut ride because of all the cops in cars with Bikes on the backs of them.

Todays special anti-dopers (average joe) ride report: Today was not your average ride. Here is your cast of players. Dodgeballer, Jeep, Flyin Bryan, Flyer Shirer, Thomas the Train, Russ-tic, Coondoggy, AntiBill, Lester the bike Molester, Parks and Recreation, Dobi Brother 2(younger), Metro-VDubinski, Chainlink, and our newest yet long time friend to the bunch Briggs and Stratton.

So the ride started with everyone rolling it easy but intensified as the roll got rolling. Briggs and Stratton has decided to take the place of The Count on the am rides and make sure the pace stays high. Well we hit the BH hill and the flying started in earnest. The climb was brisk. We wound our way around to loving and up we went. The Helium boys moved the front Briggs and Stratton showed just how much fun it is for an old o-lineman to act like he only weights 130lbs. Anyway the first set of hills did not force to much seperation, but Jeep made sure they were hard. Especially considering the cop parked at the stop sign causing some foot tapping on the pavement. Coming into the smooth side for lap two Flyin Bryan cranked a bit on the volumn knob and wandered up the road a ways. Next thing we knew we were doing some single filing with a goal in sight. At the catch point it was back together again heading across mocking ("yah") bird (dumb and dumber). Anyhow we hit the BH hill second go around and this time Flyin Bryan decided to do some 4 wheelin and hit the front coming around the corner. Nifty piece of work I might add. Anyway to the hills for lap 2 and loving was a bit of a setup. We came into the lakeshore hill and Metro-Vdubinski started a bit of a rocket launch up the left, and I gaver a nice "up up" as Flyin Bryan jumped on his wheel only to accelerate even more and basically catch me in no mans land. With the rare hope that somehow the donuts had worn off and the cop was gone I kept the pace rolling down to the lake. No winners for me today as the bacon was still smoldering. Anyhow we all got back together and about that point Dodgeballer and Flyin Bryan were off the front the slightest little bit. Flyer Shirer had decided to bring his bat and ball back to the group and rejoin the kids at the playground. It looked like the gap was opening, so I went to the front to try and help, only to get shelled like I had just finished a MTB race on Sunday. So I have no idea who won, but however did good job, and congrats on all that. Honorable mentions today are Dodgeballer, Brando, Flyin Bryan, Briggs and Stratton, and T the T for keeping the pace high and us boys behind safe in the draft.

Keep it rubber down and see you all on Thursday. That is unless Thomas the Train continues to run down walkers!!